"Client satisfaction is the true test of skill."
"Hey keep it up, champ. We all have to start somewhere. Are ya winnin', son?"
- Dad
"Certainly one of the web developers of all time."
- An Actual Web Developer
"This person or people has more web development skills than the average person."
- Jim Jimson
"Hi kiddo, this is Grandma. Is this a Facebook?"
- Grandma Sue
"A website of a thousand lines begins with a single JavaScript error."
- Web Developer Confucius, probably